if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and i’m not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you’ve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.
not enough this gifs in the world.
Jon Stewart’s “List of Things I Don’t Understand About France”
- Why do all your elderly middle-aged bureaucrats have really hot spouses or girlfriends?
- Why are all your skunks so date rapey?
- Why, when you buy a baguette, do you only get half a bag to put it in? I mean, bag is in the name.
- Why do you put your most hunchbacked people in charge of ringing your heaviest bells?
- Do you really think your kid should be drinking wine?
- Why do you have so much trouble walking against the wind? How windy does it get there?
- Gérard Depardieu.
crying.
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Doctor:
You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
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Woman:
Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
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Doctor:
Denise.
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Woman:
Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
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Doctor:
Denephew.
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
Reblog: if you ever owned one of these!
Holy crap yes.
Used to have one these, actually. Exactly like that. :)
(had this and the awesome wooden case it came in too…now everything that could be taken out was put into a tin and had to leave the case behind :/)
these…hated me, i have tons of destroyed ones, cause i used to pull out all the plastic and used the wooden cases as fake briefcases for playing spies and yu-gi-oh |D
